When you walk into a building, do you immediately assess how it would stand up in the face of a zombie horde? Do you have your bug-out bag and rendezvous point ready to go? Need a new look? You've clicked on the right posting. I am a portrait artist specializing in making people look very, very dead. Engagement portraits, single portraits, and group/family portraits.

Rates:
Single portraits start at $40
Couples start at $60
Family portraits (pets included, of course) start at $100

I will require only one thing besides payment from you: a high resolution image of you (at least 300 dpi), preferably making a scary face!

I accept PayPal and will require a 50% deposit upon hiring. Each portrait takes 2-5 hours to complete, and upon completion, I will alert you via email (or facebook, if you prefer) that your portrait is ready and I will attach a .jpg of the finished product. Upon receiving the other 50% of the payment, I will send you a vectorized .png and .pdf of the file so that you can take it and blow it up without losing any integrity in the process.

Thank you for your time, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Here is a link to my Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/ComicBookAfterlife

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