THE POOPING HABITS OF THE SASQUATCH
Bigfoots do have their own toilets. However, their toilets totally fucking suck. A typical Sasquatch toilet is usually a stupid hollowed out tree stump. To make matters worse, Bigfoots are usually away from their caves -or whatever the fuck they live in. They spend most of their time walking through the woods doing Sasquatch shit. When nature calls and there's no tree stump to poop in, they'll have to poop behind a tree or something. Then they have to wipe their huge butts with whatever is available. Hopefully, they will be lucky enough to find a big soft leaf to use. But usually, it's something else -a god damn rock or sometimes even a trout if there's a river nearby.
So what's a Bigfoot to do? What the hell would you do? I think you know the answer! Totally break into some dude's cabin and take a fat dump in his toilet!!