Aw, snap! It's Jabba! And just look at him puke! Jabba the fucking Hutt! The fattest guy in the universe just fucking missed the toilet again!
A typical day for Jabba includes:
• Being a total dick to Han
• Fucking up his latest protocol droid
• Being rendered with CG to look weird
• Eating a fuck load of alien frogs
• Getting totally lit on some space drugs (spice)
• Displaying very unexpectedly good taste in space bikinis
• Eating some more weird space food not shown in the movie
Also, His Royal Lardness has a really stylish pink potty that’s clearly to small for a Hutt!
TIP: Put this in a highly ornate gold frame for a very high-class effect! Show your friends that you are #1
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