Portrait of a Sweet Dude Rockin a Sweeter than Hell Wolf Shirt
by The Legendary Tiger Hero
Set of folded stationery cards printed on bright white, smooth card stock to bring your personal artistic style to everyday correspondence. Each card is blank on the inside and includes a soft white, European fold envelope for mailing.
A man simply known as Angstigwolf becomes the first person to
rock a mutha humpin' wolf t-shirt!
Look how flawlessly his totally beautiful, billowing hair and stylish be-tasseled cloak compliment the howling wolves upon his shirt.
To commemorate this totally excellent historical dude, The Legendary Tiger Hero proudly presents thee with this work of art! Painted in the style and technique as Angstigwolf's contemporaries: The Dutch Old Masters.
Another Notable Achievement:
Angstigwolf is also the first dude to officially air guitar. However, some stupid lute player claimed that he was the first. The controversy was settled one evening at a pub. When the lute player confronted him, Angstigwolf was all like "Hell, no! You're air luting, fool!" And then Angstigwolf hopped on top of the bar and rocked the hell out! His fluffy hair swooshed around and his fingers mimicked a really hard to play solo. A crowd howled like the very wolves on Angstig's legendary shirt. In a moded daze, the lute player stumbled out of the pub and fell face first into a pile of horse shit. The rest is history.
He also had a fancy mustache.
When I learned of Angstigwolf's achievements, I HAD to create this. Not only because he's sweet, but also because those dickweeds at the Franklin Mint didn't "feel that making a commemorative coin dedicated to Angstigwolf is worth their time". Pfft. Whatever.
So, Let the spirit of the wolf and the spirit of Angstigwolf live on. No fooling...Time magazine listed Angstigwolf as #1 on their "Top 10 coolest ghosts to chill-axe with"!