He's a sushi chef
Of the highest order
His name is Jeff
He abhors disorder
He's the fastest slicer
In the land
He doesn't use a ricer
He has one hand
He's an Iron Chef
On that SBS cooking show
He killed the ref
With one blow
The decision was wrong
Or so he thought
And because he didn't win
He killed the lot
You'll find him now
In his little sushi shop
Forget to pay the bill
And you'll get the chop

























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