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Steam powered Pirate

by Billy Allison

T-shirt

  • Black White Ash Grey Natural Light Blue Lemon Light Pink Silver Cinder Slate Asphalt Lieutenant Brown Navy Pomegranate Orange Red Ultraviolet Teal Grass Tri-Grey Tri-Blue Tri-Coffee Tri-Black
  • Sizing Info

    Women Sizes

    SizeWomen's SizeChest (inches)Waist (inches)
    Small0-230-3225-26
    Medium4-632-3427-28
    Large8-1036-3830-32
    X-Large12-1440-4233-35

    Men's / Unisex Sizes

    SizeChest (inches)Waist (inches)
    Small34-3630-32
    Medium38-4032-33
    Large42-4433-34
    X-Large46-4836-38
    2X-Large48-5040-42

DESCRIPTION

American Apparel T-shirts are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort. (Athletic Grey and Athletic Blue contain 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon)

“Blimey!” the sailor cursed. “The Cap’n sure has been actin’ abit outta sorts, aint’e mate?” His trembling hand pushed a sliding pair of spectacles back up his nose. “I mean, just look at that gapping maw with his big cow tongue lolligagin’ about.”

The First Mate slowly turned his gaze from the vast horizon. The great ship dipped and the two men leaned with the roll and sway of the ocean.

“Sailor.” The First Mate said in almost a whisper. “Ye not be knowing the whole of it. Do ye?”

An uncomfortable silence filled the moment, only the quiet thud and spray of water breaking across the bow.

“Eh?” the sailor said at last. “Knowin’ the whole of what, ye mawling land lubber!” His left eye twitched nervously as he felt the dead stare of the crew suddenly pressed upon him. A shiver chased up his spine.

“Cometh, then!” he shouted defiantly. “Out with ye! Aye, I be knowin’! There’s black work afoot on this ship! And I be knowing of it ever since the Isles of Tortola! Saints preserve me, but I ain’t a’fearin’!” But that wasn’t the truth. Inside, he was deathly afraid.

“You be the only one left...” The First Mate said, slowly opening his mouth. It was vulgar yawn that continued to stretch until his mouth was unnaturally huge. Within, his tongue slid upright and small eyes opened at its tip. A small mouth formed and it spoke.

“We be pirates from space,“ came the shrill voice. “And these scallywag bodies of yours be the ships we be sailin’!” The alien beastie glowered. “Prepare to be boarded, mate.”

(written by Todd)
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Texnotropio commented on September 19, 2012 5:26am
wonderful work
Billy Allison commented on September 19, 2012 5:29am
thankyou!
MEKAZOO commented on September 19, 2012 8:32am
this would be make a sick toy Billy!
Billy Allison commented on September 19, 2012 8:42am
ooh arrrr! thanks mate!
OfficeInk commented on September 19, 2012 1:52pm
How creative and fun! Love the aged paper look, it has the feel of an old treasure map! Amazing design Billy!
Billy Allison commented on September 19, 2012 1:56pm
:) thanks