Standing in his way is a plethora of beasts and savage atrocities, so horrifying that man himself could not fathom the depth of madness they exude.
Lowering his head in a solemn realization that the fate of all mankind rests on his non-existent shoulders, he charges his laser - firing it into the horde...
... and in the end, glory and victory pulsate through his technicolor veins as the groping horde of darkness falls before his might.
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