Christ Fu - Love Thy Unconscious Enemy
by Jason Van Zwieten
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Jesus would almost certainly have been martial arted right up, what with being the head of a subversive, renegade, religious splinter group and everything. Connections with India during Jesus’s missing ‘Wonder Years’ suggest not only was there a certain amount of ‘cultural exchange’ but also a need to train Jesus up for the task ahead.
Jesus went on to make his own weapons at the family business, cruciclubs a speciality (as depicted). As everyone knows “turning the other cheek” referred to getting your stance right before exerting some ‘self defence’ onto the situation.