by The Legendary Tiger Hero
Eagles are the TRUE natural enemies of the sperm whale!!
Sure, those pesky gigantic architeuthis squids are a real pain in the ass, but those eagles are the real pests!!
With their ferocious talons they wield double swords. The eagle swoops down on an unsuspecting sperm whale and stabs the hell out of it. The eagle then lifts the whale right the hell out of the water!!! These punk ass birds will drop our deep diving block-headed pals into volcanoes or even on top of some dude's house.
FACT: Whales can't fly!
FACT: Eagles are excellent swimmers!
FACT: Eagles have perfected the ancient art of the double
FACT: Whales must protect themselves with bazookas
FACT: Whales want to be left the hell alone so they can chill-axe and watch their favorite movies: Krush Groove and Wayne's World.