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Sea Battle Masterpiece Robot vs Squid

by The Legendary Tiger Hero

Throw Pillow

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Throw Pillow made from 100% spun polyester poplin fabric, a stylish statement that will liven up any room. Individually cut and sewn by hand, each pillow features a double-sided print and is finished with a concealed zipper for ease of care. Sold with or without faux down pillow insert.

CHAPTER the 1st: THE SQUID

The Deicide Squid (Deicideteuthis) is the largest known squid in the world. It is also unique from other squids because their blood is composed of 100% hatred. It is currently ranked #1 in National Geographic's list of "Top 5 most hateful squids ever"

The Deicide Squid has exhibited feats of high intelligence. They excel in complex problem solving tasks and have been seen reconstructing sunken ships. It is thought that their motivation for attacking ships and totally fucking them the hell up is so that they can rebuild them. They are also good at reverse engineering Super Nintendos - which have become collector's items.

CHAPTER the 2nd: A Big Ass Bot

"For it is the time of our Fathers before they, and ye hath heard the call of the Raven wind. Hark! From The Mirror of Time appears The Metal King! Hail! The Eater of the Red One! For we shall taste of it's red flesh in The Mead Hall of Eternity!" -Viking prophecy

Big ass bots are the Deicide Squid's main adversary. They come out of nowhere and straight up bum rush the squids. Because of the bots ability to appear out of thin air, it can be presumed that
A: they possess the cloak of invisibility
B: They can time travel
C: Both

It is quite possible that these robots are created by sharks. Sharks are well known for their time traveling capabilities and their cloak of invisibility manufacturing. However, it could be that sharks learned these traits through the robots -which leads us to the age old question: Which came first? The shark or the robot? We may never know. In the meantime, enjoy this sweet ass painting!!
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Frank Castro commented on December 23, 2011 12:27pm
fuckin awesome
Tummeow commented on September 23, 2012 4:41am
Amazing!!!
The Legendary Tiger Hero commented on September 29, 2012 11:11pm
Thanks!
Jess Polanshek commented on April 13, 2013 9:03am
This is great.