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The Cracked Dispensary (cracked)

Florida: Where America Goes to Die

by The Cracked Dispensary
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American Apparel T-shirts are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort. (Athletic Grey and Athletic Blue contain 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon)


Like the elephant graveyard of the United States, it seems American’s instinctually know they’re supposed to wander as far south as possible before dying. But aside from the staggering elderly population of the state, it’s also full of all kinds of other mortal terrors. Alligators, snakes, spiders and sharks make Florida a sort of abbreviated Australia. But rather than fear it, we’re proud to host Death’s favorite vacation spot in North America, damnit.

About the designer: Joshua G is a graphic design and computer instructor. When he is not creating shirt designs for his website line Bizarro Tees (, he can found writing about and researching contemporary art for his art magazine Creep Machine (