Three Derek Moonby Empressfunk
Our quality crafted Tote Bags are hand sewn in America using durable, yet lightweight, poly poplin fabric. All seams and stress points are double stitched for durability. Available in 13" x 13", 16" x 16" and 18" x 18" variations, the tote bags are washable, feature original artwork on both sides and a sturdy 1" wide cotton webbing strap for comfortably carrying over your shoulder.
ABOUT THE ART
The impressive power of "Three Derek Moon" will give you the strength to command a pack of betas* as their fearsome alpha, brood menacingly at teenagers, and make grand entrances on all fours.
*Betas not guaranteed to stay or even like you very much.