Surviving the Contained Muppocalypse of Hooperdunk Village
by Rollin Kunz
"Of course I had taken the time to check each of the windows, but the incorrigible little bastards were getting in anyway! Most likely a poor job done by he that cobbled together the fortification. The Homunculi weren’t bright, but they could track meat for miles… These two were honing in on a package of half-frozen “Beefy Man” Ham Shank Franks. They would come to regret their hunger."