Scarlet A - Version 2
Protect your iPhone with a one-piece, impact resistant, flexible plastic hard case featuring an extremely slim profile. Simply snap the case onto your iPhone for solid protection and direct access to all device features.
Trick those unsuspecting theists into believing you are not metaphysically burned by the presence of cuteness by sporting a collection of science and irreligion-themed pop illustrations close to you at all times - the perfect trap!
Before they realize it, they will have done things like leave their children alone and well-seasoned in your presence, sniff out virgins and subtly attempt to draw blood, and have a strange longing to engage in raucous, depraved naked orgies in the streets.
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