Scarlet A - Version 2
Trick those unsuspecting theists into believing you are not metaphysically burned by the presence of cuteness by sporting a collection of science and irreligion-themed pop illustrations close to you at all times - the perfect trap!
Before they realize it, they will have done things like leave their children alone and well-seasoned in your presence, sniff out virgins and subtly attempt to draw blood, and have a strange longing to engage in raucous, depraved naked orgies in the streets.
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