Captain Duckula the Third
by Stephen Chan
"..Captain Duckula the Third, carried by his trusty 'Bone-bird' Tweety, rides down from his castle on the 'Cursed Mountains' every full moon. He picks up his offerings, 2 raven haired virgins and a pair of the newest sneakers.. He enjoys long strolls with his bird and sticking his tongue out whilst riding, similar to that of a dog..carefree.. but he's short-sighted so don't cross his path..Also has dreams of becoming a pirate one day.."