Oh heaven, how do I even begin to describe this picture?
It all happened in this one night, after I closed my eyes and drifted to the sweet dreamland. Wait, except it wasn’t sweet. It was rather creepy. I was at this giant block party, where there are lots of people feasting on all sorts of food.
All of a sudden, a Hell’s Angels motorcycle team rode in and started throwing trash everywhere. They said, “Let’s see how long these people can keep eating with all this trash around, hahaha!”
I turned my head around and realized that this half rotted zombie woman with widening eyes and drooling mouth is swinging a large garden spade right towards my waist. I jumped back instinctively, dodged this strike and stepped to the side to avoid her subsequent attacks. “Phew,” I thought, “Thank god I take martial arts lessons.” I snuck in when she had an opening and took the spade from her. With a mighty swing I hacked her in half. Blood splatting all over the place.
After I woke up from the absurd adventure there was this question lingering on my mind, “Indeed. How long can we keep having the party with all this trash around!?”