i am an art director who was once living on a little island at the bottom of the world which is called new zealand but i dont tell people that very often because they all think i will have hairy feet and they try to look at them when it is hot outside and it is summer and i am wearing sandals because of that and i always notice it and say to them hey why do you always look at my feet are they ugly or something and they say oh no haha they look really fine actually quite nice we were just checking if you were a hobbit or something but now we realise that you are not one and we are sorry if that was a little bit racist but do not worry because even if you were one we would still accept you