Der the Cat- Artist Amanda Pherson
About I am Der, a Cat Instagram Sensation. My tongue comes equipped with the Mind Control Chip. Night Sprints. Paper licking. Caviar.
Biography I believe my tongue has the ability to penetrate alternate realities. I control the minds of my humans and the other inhabitants of my dwelling. End.
Awards Runner up for "Can't Hide from Mondays" and placed in "Cat Dopplegangers" House leader in catnip rewards and general mischief.
Personal Information I own llamas, goats, dogs and a handful of humans. I do have some cats that help me wrangle the herds.. Shall I continue?