Hello there. I hate these things. I will consider any requests for original artwork. Anything goes really. Just give me a shout and I will try and produce anything you like. : )

I like music, literature, art and cigarettes. I don't like ignorance, mean people or marmite. My favourite animals are Giraffes, Cows, Sloths and other lazy herbivores. My favourite colour is red. I like my ketchup in a tidy blob on the side of the plate rather than all over the meal.