Adventure (Isn't really my thing...)by Rick Crane
The perfect bath mats: fuzzy, foamy and finely enhanced with brilliant art. With a soft, quick-dry microfiber surface, memory foam cushion and skid-proof backing, our shower mats are a cut above your typical rug. Keep them clean with a gentle machine wash (no bleach!) and make sure to hang dry.
ABOUT THE ART
I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend,
What if somethings on tv and its never shown again,
Its just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights,
I lied about being the outdoor type.
Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even