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Darren Carnall (darrencarnall)

Automated Laser Monkey

by Darren Carnall
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American Apparel Fine Jersey V-Necks are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort.


In the 2012 Doctor Who Christmas special "The Snowmen", the hilarious Sontaran Strax suggested "...a full frontal assault with automated laser monkeys, scalpel mines and acid!". Well here is one of those adorable, yet deadly laser monkeys ready to defend you! (or attack your enemies)

How can you resist?