Bazooka Whaleby The Legendary Tiger Hero
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Fine art print on bright white, fine poly-cotton blend, matte canvas using latest generation Epson archival inks. Individually trimmed and hand stretched museum wrap over 1-1/2" deep wood stretcher bars. Includes wall hanging hardware.
ABOUT THE ART
Thar she blows (your stupid face off!)
Eagles are the TRUE natural enemies of the sperm whale!!
Sure, those pesky gigantic architeuthis squids are a real pain in the ass, but those eagles are the real pests!!
With their ferocious talons they wield double swords. The eagle swoops down on an unsuspecting sperm whale and stabs the hell out of it. The eagle then lifts the whale right the hell out of the water!!! These punk ass birds will drop our deep diving block-headed pals into volcanoes or even on top of some dude's house.
FACT: Whales can't fly!
FACT: Eagles are excellent swimmers!
FACT: Eagles have perfected the ancient art of the double
FACT: Whales must protect themselves with bazookas
FACT: Whales want to be left the hell alone so they can chill-axe and watch their favorite movies: Krush Groove and Wayne's World.