Tote Bag

Bigfoot breaks into some Dude's Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet

by The Legendary Tiger Hero
$18.00
DESCRIPTION

Our quality crafted Tote Bags are hand sewn in America using durable, yet lightweight, poly poplin fabric. All seams and stress points are double stitched for durability. Available in 13" x 13", 16" x 16" and 18" x 18" variations, the tote bags are washable, feature original artwork on both sides and a sturdy 1" wide cotton webbing strap for comfortably carrying over your shoulder.

ABOUT THE ART

THE POOPING HABITS OF THE SASQUATCH

Bigfoots do have their own toilets. However, their toilets totally fucking suck. A typical Sasquatch toilet is usually a stupid hollowed out tree stump. To make matters worse, Bigfoots are usually away from their caves -or whatever the fuck they live in. They spend most of their time walking through the woods doing Sasquatch shit. When nature calls and there's no tree stump to poop in, they'll have to poop behind a tree or something. Then they have to wipe their huge butts with whatever is available. Hopefully, they will be lucky enough to find a big soft leaf to use. But usually, it's something else -a god damn rock or sometimes even a trout if there's a river nearby.

So what's a Bigfoot to do? What the hell would you do? I think you know the answer! Totally break into some dude's cabin and take a fat dump in his toilet!!

animals nature sci-fi humor