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Tex Watt (texwatt)

‘Count Orlock, the Vampire #2’ from “ Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)”

by Tex Watt

Protect your iPad with an impact resistant hard shell case featuring an extremely slim profile.


Title: "What do goths do on Halloween?"
-TEX WATT COLLECTION’S ‘ Count Orlock, the Vampire’, FROM THE FILM “ Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)”
- From TWI STUDIOS ( The fun, friendly makers of: FRANKENPIMP!, VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006: It Came From Uranus, & ACID HEAD: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter ), comes this reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it’s up to a ‘brotha-in-a-collar’ and a creole nun with a flamin’ gun, to stop him, in this ‘creature-feature’ fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound; NOSFERATU vs. FATHER PIPECOCK & SISTER FUNK , kicks ass! ( 1:45 min. approx. , + TWI Studios’ Bonus Trailers) -Directed By Tony ‘Tex’ Watt -Cast: Max Schreck, Trenchmouth Colitis, Vivita, Kelly Mari, Johnny ‘Ghoulash’ migliore, Gustav von Wangenheim, Greta Schroeder, Alexander Granach, John Gottowt, Kim Sønderholm – Movie Details c/o

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Phil Perkins commented on August 31, 2014 11:23am
Cool vampire!
Tex Watt commented on September 6, 2014 11:50am
The coolest, Phil(:
Lazy Bones Studios commented on December 20, 2014 12:05am
Funny as hell man!!! I haveartist friends in your area. One goes by Shelly InSpace or Original Nick. Her works are extremely badass. I helped her get a piece shown on the big screen at time square Then the ass holes cropped the hell out of the to and bottom as to fit the width of the screen. A professional would of sized it as to show the entire image and fill any empty areas with black. But no the cropped the hell out of it, virtually loosing half the image as well as Shelly's signature and logo.

Hey o another note you seem to be into Vampires if you could check out my 8 page vampire story I did for "Creepy KOFY Movie Time" the local television horror show in San Francisco.

And here is my last television interview. You will love the end oy I think you will. My wife said she couldn't believe I did that on TV. I reminded her that I told her I was going to, I'm a man of my word and I can not be embarrassed as my skin is as thick as a rhino!!! :-)
The Geek Store commented on June 30, 2015 5:35am
haha cool