Don't Feed Me Shit and Call it Pizza Bath Mat

Bath Mat

Don't Feed Me Shit and Call it Pizza

by Chris Piascik

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The perfect bath mats: fuzzy, foamy and finely enhanced with brilliant art. With a soft, quick-dry microfiber surface, memory foam cushion and skid-proof backing, our shower mats are a cut above your typical rug. Keep them clean with a gentle machine wash (no bleach!) and make sure to hang dry.


“My shit used to be pizza,” he continued. “If I came to you today and said, ‘Hey, do you want some pizza?’ You’d be, like, ‘No, that’s shit.’ I’d be, like, ‘If you knew your history, you’d know that this is a pepperoni slice.'” - Trevor Noah

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