Don't Feed Me Shit and Call it Pizza Leggings


Don't Feed Me Shit and Call it Pizza

by Chris Piascik

Our proprietary six-panel cut and sew construction provides an unprecedented quality in fit and versatility with an adjustable waist line for wearing high, low or somewhere in between. Using the highest quality anti-microbial polyester spandex material, these premium leggings wick moisture and remain breathable, making them perfect for running or runways.


“My shit used to be pizza,” he continued. “If I came to you today and said, ‘Hey, do you want some pizza?’ You’d be, like, ‘No, that’s shit.’ I’d be, like, ‘If you knew your history, you’d know that this is a pepperoni slice.'” - Trevor Noah

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