Don't Send Dildosby Chris Piascik
Our proprietary six-panel cut and sew construction provides an unprecedented quality in fit and versatility with an adjustable waist line for wearing high, low or somewhere in between. Using the highest quality anti-microbial polyester spandex material, these premium leggings wick moisture and remain breathable, making them perfect for running or runways.
ABOUT THE ART
The armed right-wing-extremist militia that took over a Federal bird sanctuary in Oregon reached out to the internet to send them snacks and supplies. Because the world is amazing, they were inundated with dildos, and boy were they mad.