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Eating Habits of the Panda

by Haragos

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Our quality crafted Tote Bags are hand sewn in America using durable, yet lightweight, poly poplin fabric. All seams and stress points are double stitched for durability. Available in 13" x 13", 16" x 16" and 18" x 18" variations, the tote bags are washable, feature original artwork on both sides and a sturdy 1" wide cotton webbing strap for comfortably carrying over your shoulder.


A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda,' he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

Emma Harckham commented on August 14, 2012 8:34am
haha nice!
Megs stuff... commented on August 15, 2012 3:21pm
: )!
Timothy Dyck commented on August 15, 2012 3:46pm
yes! This made my day!
Chris' Landscape Images & Desi… commented on August 15, 2012 6:35pm
This is very clever, Timothy!!
CalaNooka commented on August 23, 2012 8:42am
Haha, awesome :D
kyle skor commented on September 25, 2012 12:15am
pretty great :)
Em Beck commented on October 12, 2012 1:36pm
Ha, very cute!
Catspaws commented on October 17, 2012 9:09am
haha ,fun
complesso gasparo commented on January 14, 2013 9:46am
G.R.E.A.T. !
Rudolf Brancovsky commented on March 26, 2013 6:23am
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