House of Cracked T-shirt


House of Cracked

by The Cracked Dispensary

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American Apparel T-shirts are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort. (Athletic Grey and Athletic Blue contain 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon)


Every family of prominence needs a coat of arms so that other families know who they're supposed to kill or ally with through marriage. Well we like to think of ourselves as a family at Cracked, so we constructed this sigil, packed with all the things we love most. And now you can wear it across your chest, unless you're embarrassed by this family in which case we will turn this car around and go right home, goddamnit. If you were trying to hurt your poor mother's feelings, then mission accomplished.

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