Lustful Cockmonster Biker Tank
Move over, muscle tees and muscle tanks. Our Biker Tanks provide edgier style with deep arm openings and fringy, raw-cut edges. You’ll love the super-soft feel and the loose, slouchy fit.
- Unisex sizing (women should choose one size smaller for a more fitted look)
- Low-cut armholes with raw-cut edges
- Constructed with 100% fine jersey cotton
- Combed for softness and comfort
"I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won't even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population—rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children. You know what having these rights will make gays? Full-fledged American citizens just like everyone else, with the freedom to pursue happiness and all that entails."
-a passage from professional football player, Chris Kluwe's, letter to a politician who is offended by another NFL player supporting gay marriage.