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Lustful Cockmonster

by Chris Piascik
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American Apparel T-shirts are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort. (Athletic Grey and Athletic Blue contain 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon)


"I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won't even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population—rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children. You know what having these rights will make gays? Full-fledged American citizens just like everyone else, with the freedom to pursue happiness and all that entails."

-a passage from professional football player, Chris Kluwe's, letter to a politician who is offended by another NFL player supporting gay marriage.

Catherine Holcombe commented on September 9, 2012 10:36pm
Great message! Not sure how that will sell on the shirt...lol!
Heinz Aimer commented on September 9, 2012 11:47pm
Brilliant! And one of the best statements on gay marriage ever.
Gianluca Lucchese commented on September 10, 2012 2:12am
ahahahahah lol, great :)
Menina Lisboa commented on September 10, 2012 3:57am
great typography!
Libertad Leal Photography commented on September 10, 2012 10:01am
So cool! I loved the letter!
Omar Cortes commented on March 23, 2015 10:31pm
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