May The Odds Be Ever In Your Flavor Throw Blanket

Throw Blanket

May The Odds Be Ever In Your Flavor

by The Cracked Dispensary
$49.99
DESCRIPTION

Our seriously soft throw blankets are available in three sizes and feature vividly colored artwork on one side. Made of 100% polyester and sherpa fleece, these might be the softest blankets on the planet, so get ready to cozy up. They can be machine washed separately with cold water on gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low heat setting. Do not iron or dry clean.

ABOUT THE ART

Admit it: you’ve spiced up many a plain, cheap, instant meal with the king of still-made-in-California sauces. That hot sauce has as much identity as any district, nation, or fictionalized mockingbird, and if you’re the type who’d volunteer as tribute just to keep it in your culinary world this design is just the thing for you. Wear the pride of dystopian America with the style of someone who likes a good phở, in any color you want (but may we suggest fire engine tongue-destroying red?).

Design by Starline Hodge

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