Persephides Tote Bag

Tote Bag


by Canson City

Our quality crafted Tote Bags are hand sewn in America using durable, yet lightweight, poly poplin fabric. All seams and stress points are double stitched for durability. Available in 13" x 13", 16" x 16" and 18" x 18" variations, the tote bags are washable, feature original artwork on both sides and a sturdy 1" wide cotton webbing strap for comfortably carrying over your shoulder.


According to the Xionist-monotheist church of the last armpit, all creation comes from the armpit Persephides the divine, who raised his arm and created the whole universe and its confines. The Xionists believe that the time for the second armpit to raise is upon us, and all those who do not shave their armpits to honor Persephides (the divine) will be forbidden to enter the new universe that will spawn when the right armpit is raised. The church has 37 members in Canson City and it’s expected to reach 38 in a few months.

Handmade collage. 2014.

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