Piano Man T-shirt
Long before his obsession with rivers and dreams and uptown girls, Billy Joel made something great, something transformative. Music has a strange, lasting effect on everyone and as a result, there isn’t a single person who can’t remember exactly how they felt the first time they heard Piano Man transformed on stage and killed all those people. We may never know why he was built but he’s here now, for good. And if we’re being 100%, there’s a very good chance that he started the fire. You know the one.