Rough Rider in Disguise T-shirt
There are a lot of reasons behind our long-standing crush on Teddy Roosevelt, from his championship boxing days to the time he was shot in the chest during a campaign speech and then spoke for another 90 minutes before going to the hospital. But, hands down, our favorite fact about Roosevelt was his ability to instantly transform into a mechanized bull moose and fight Decepticons. Now his legacy will live on forever, draped over your heart.
Or, sure, maybe it's just Heisenberg.