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Mulga The Artist (mulgatheartist)

Sikh Guru with Fully Sick Beard and Bejeweled Turban

by Mulga The Artist
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Come with me
I'm a Sikh Guru
You will see
I don't wear a shoe

I stoke my beard
In a pose of thought
Sometimes I'm jeered
I've never been caught

Like David Blaine
I will mesmerize
With feats of wonder
You won't believe your eyes

My turban is sweet
It protects my brain
Me jewels are neat
I am not vain

My eyes will pierce
Into your soul
With lazer beams
I turn bronze to gold