Socks Don't Protect My Heart Bath Mat

Bath Mat

Socks Don't Protect My Heart

by Chris Piascik

The perfect bath mats: fuzzy, foamy and finely enhanced with brilliant art. With a soft, quick-dry microfiber surface, memory foam cushion and skid-proof backing, our shower mats are a cut above your typical rug. Keep them clean with a gentle machine wash (no bleach!) and make sure to hang dry.


On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver talked about how religious fanatics have all but ruined sex-ed in this country. In the segment he played an absurd clip from an actual video used to teach abstinence-only sex-ed. In the clip, a girl (who had pre-marital sex) is compared to a dirty shoe. The (horrible) message came together with this quote, "Michelle, socks don't protect my heart! You can still get fungus with socks." If it weren't so horrible, it would be hilarious.

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