Socks Don't Protect My Heart Metal Travel Mug

Metal Travel Mug

Socks Don't Protect My Heart

by Chris Piascik

Talk about steely good looks. In addition to a 360-degree wraparound design, our metal travel mugs are crafted with lightweight stainless steel - so they're pretty much indestructible. Plus, they're double-walled to keep drinks hot (or cold), fit in almost any size cup holder and are easy to clean.


On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver talked about how religious fanatics have all but ruined sex-ed in this country. In the segment he played an absurd clip from an actual video used to teach abstinence-only sex-ed. In the clip, a girl (who had pre-marital sex) is compared to a dirty shoe. The (horrible) message came together with this quote, "Michelle, socks don't protect my heart! You can still get fungus with socks." If it weren't so horrible, it would be hilarious.

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