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Space Cowboys

by The Cracked Dispensary
  • Black Natural Navy Tri-Grey Tri-Black

American Apparel T-shirts are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort. (Athletic Grey and Athletic Blue contain 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon)


To Paula Cole’s longstanding question, “Where have all the cowboys gone?” pop culture has resoundingly answered, “To space, dummy.” Whether their aboard a federation vessel or a piece of junk that’s got it where it counts, the best characters in all of science fiction are the self interested anti-heroes who aren’t afraid to shoot first or dabble in illegal trade. This shirt honors those space cowboys and dreams of a day when all of them can band together in a Tombstone-type posse and fight off celestial evils, only breaking occasionally to kiss some sensibility into hotheaded alien women.

Design by Luke Schroder

Marty Moradian commented on November 12, 2014 4:35pm
Out of all the shirts that feature Spike Speigel and Malcolm Reynolds, this is the only one I know of.
pauly hart commented on December 2, 2014 6:35pm
spike, mal, han... yes. yes. yes. kirk? ooops. just saved twenty bucks.
Keith Lhamon commented on December 4, 2014 7:35am
Could you make one with Spike or Han in the front?
Beth Halldorson commented on December 29, 2014 12:54pm
Where is John Crichton, the only one with a Southern accent.
Kyle Delaney commented on February 2, 2015 9:30am
Who's the guy in the tank top?
Lenny Thorson commented on February 4, 2015 7:49am
Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds; Han Solo; Captain James Tiberius Kirk; Korben Dallas; & Spike Spiegel...interesting.
Ben Marcum commented on February 28, 2015 11:12am
Thankyou I had Kirk, Han, and Spike, was pretty sure the guy next to Spike was Willis.
But I could not figure out the one on the left. Even knowing the answer I still don't see it, that is a crappy likeness.
How did you figure it out? The face looks nothing like Mal.
culchan commented on May 25, 2015 1:17am
I thought the one on the right was Ripley, lol
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