The Great Conspiracy: The Moon Is a Lie Throw Blanket
Our seriously soft throw blankets are available in three sizes and feature vividly colored artwork on one side. Made of 100% polyester and sherpa fleece, these might be the softest blankets on the planet, so get ready to cozy up. They can be machine washed separately with cold water on gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low heat setting. Do not iron or dry clean.
Wake up, sheeple. That sham of an organization you call NASA has thrown the cosmic wool over your eyes, perpetrating one of the greatest lies in American history. Nobody has ever been to the moon and we have the un-altered original photos to prove it. When we asked ourselves what would be the best way to get the truth out there finally we unanimously agreed: put it on a t-shirt. T-shirts are the only way to save America.