T-shirt

The One Armed Sushi Chef (Bearded Man Wearing Anchor Headband)

by Mulga The Artist
$24.00
Sizing Info

Men's / Unisex Sizes

SizeChest (inches)Waist (inches)
Small34-3630-32
Medium38-4032-33
Large42-4433-34
X-Large46-4836-38
2X-Large48-5040-42
DESCRIPTION

American Apparel T-shirts are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort. (Athletic Grey and Athletic Blue contain 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon)

ABOUT THE ART

He's a sushi chef
Of the highest order
His name is Jeff
He abhors disorder

He's the fastest slicer
In the land
He doesn't use a ricer
He has one hand

He's an Iron Chef
On that SBS cooking show
He killed the ref
With one blow

The decision was wrong
Or so he thought
And because he didn't win
He killed the lot

You'll find him now
In his little sushi shop
Forget to pay the bill
And you'll get the chop

black-white illustration people humor