...The Sort of Stuffby Chris Piascik
The perfect bath mats: fuzzy, foamy and finely enhanced with brilliant art. With a soft, quick-dry microfiber surface, memory foam cushion and skid-proof backing, our shower mats are a cut above your typical rug. Keep them clean with a gentle machine wash (no bleach!) and make sure to hang dry.
ABOUT THE ART
An old video of Ted Cruz as an eighteen year old surfaced on the web recently. As you may have imagined, he was just as obnoxious back then too. In the video he lists his aspirations, which include being in a "teen-tit film," in addition to "world domination, rich, powerful... that sort of stuff."