He believes shaving is for people who like razor burn. He once cut down 14,000 trees to save some birds. His resume reads like a Choose Your Own Adventure with all the boring filler ripped out. He spends time wondering where Paul Bunyan did his "business". If he were a character in a Hemingway novel, he wouldn't be. The extent of his knowledge of World of Warcraft is that he actually is a blacksmith. If he could give one piece of advice to everyone, it would be: Do it better.
It's a stiff competition for the title of Most Interesting Man In the World, but you gotta have goals.