A technical patent drawing renders an American football in cross-section and plan view against a dark charcoal ground, with fine white lines detailing its internal structure, seams, and geometric proportions. The composition pairs the oval profile with a circular top-down view, accompanied by handwritten annotations and an official patent stamp that anchors the piece in early 20th-century industrial documentation. Printed to order on a soft, absorbent mat with a no-slip backing, ready underfoot the moment you step out. The kind of art you don't expect on a bathroom floor.