An 18th-century portrait of a young woman with pale skin and softly styled hair, rendered in muted grays and blues, is overlaid with large white handwritten lettering reading "C'EST LA FUCKING VIE" that spans the composition. The juxtaposition of classical refinement and contemporary profanity creates an irreverent, darkly humorous artwork that subverts the dignity of historical portraiture. Water-resistant polyester, hookless and cut extra long to fit any bath, machine washable and made to order. It turns the bathroom wall into the room's best feature.