Description
Bold black capital letters spell out "FIRST I DRINK THE COFFEE THEN I DO THE THINGS" across a clean, light gray background in a straightforward, centered composition. The typographic treatment is direct and unadorned, letting the witty declaration stand alone with plenty of breathing room around the text. Printed to order on a soft, absorbent mat with a no-slip backing, ready underfoot the moment you step out. The kind of art you don't expect on a bathroom floor.