Bold black capital letters spell out "FIRST I DRINK THE COFFEE THEN I DO THE THINGS" across a clean, light gray background in a straightforward, centered composition. The typographic treatment is direct and unadorned, letting the witty declaration stand alone with plenty of breathing room around the text. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.