A classical portrait of a figure wearing an ornate hat is sliced horizontally by five vivid neon brushstrokes in pink, magenta, cyan, yellow, and red that obscure portions of the face and costume. The layered, glitching effect creates a playful collision between Old Master tradition and contemporary digital interruption, merging historical refinement with modern visual noise. Crafted from dishwasher-safe stainless steel and made to order, sized to fit a standard bottle and keep it cool for hours, with the artwork wrapped around the outside. It holds the centerpiece of the table and doubles as an independent artist's work.