A black cat with glowing yellow eyes sits centered against a starry night sky, surrounded by floating stars and puffy clouds in shades of pink and orange, all framed within a bold retro badge shape with a mustard-yellow border. Bold lettering in white and pink script declares "EVERYONE IS WRONG EXCEPT FOR ME" at the top and bottom, capturing a humorous, self-assured tone with the graphic sensibility of vintage carnival signage and 1970s poster art. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.